CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
Psst. You didn’t get this from me, see?
This page is strictly off the record, under the trench coat, behind the filing cabinet marked “Do Not Enter.”
Welcome to the Classified Documents – a top-secret stash of the weird, the wonderful, and the “why did Channel 4 air that?” kind of material.
Here, you’ll find long-lost Lou Tennent adverts – the fizzy mystery behind the man who was more hops than hope – plus rare French dubs of yours truly.
So pull up your collar, keep one eye on the shadows, and dive in.
But remember – if Lieutenant O’Grady asks, we never had this conversation.
LOU TENNENT
LOU TENNENT
LICENSED TO SWILL
SERIAL NO: 14U
AGE: CONFIDENTIAL
HEIGHT: TALL
WEIGHT: HEAVY
Always having to make a difficult choice to pry him away from his Tennents Pilsner, Lou Tennent must clear up the case without getting distracted by Candy Floss.
CHANNEL 4 CONTINUITY
CHANNEL 4 CONTINUITY ANNOUNCEMENTS
Apparently my misadventures were transmitted late night in the UK on Channel 4.
JE SUIS DICK SPANNER
JE SUIS DICK SPANNER
“Le Privé de l’Été”, aired dubbed in French on France’s Antenne 2 in 1989.
Also shown in some parts of Canada in the 90s.
It was part of their summer programming block (“été”)
Broadcast in early 1989, it is Episode 4 of “The Case of the Human Cannonball”
LAVENDER CASTLE
LAVENDER CASTLE
Mr. Spanner featured briefly appeared on ‘The most fabulous object in the universe'”
Episode 3: The Twilight Tower
DOM FRESH
DOM FRESH
This detective wannabe is getting in on my act.
