Welcome to the Official Case Files of Dick Spanner, P.I. ADM.
The name’s Spanner. Dick Spanner. Private Investigator.

If you’re here, you’ve stumbled onto my digital filing cabinet – a place where the smoke never clears, the dames never quit, and the cases are stranger than a penguin in a bowtie.

From the curious case of Harry the Human Cannonball and the suitcase that started it all…
To the time I had to find a squawking witness named Polly to keep Too Tall Johnson off my back…
Right through to that ill-fated detective soirée in Paris where the invite came with a side of murder…

You’ll find the whole crooked journey right here.

These are the cases they didn’t want solved.
These are the stories they hoped you’d forget.
And this… is the website that tells it all.

So pour yourself a cup of something strong, loosen your trench coat, and dive in.
Just don’t ask too many questions—I might start answering.